Reptile Room Movie Tie-in
Author(s): Lemony Snicket
Dear Fan of Count Olaf,
If you have picked up this book hoping to find a simple and cheery tale, then I must remind you that this is a "book," and even children know that books are more depressing than movies. You would have a much simpler, cheerier time watching a motion picture starring a handsome count.
My major motion picture, for example, starring me, features a deadly serpent, three sad orphans, a dashing count, and the promise of a trip to Peru. True, this "book" has all the same details, but because it contains so many pages, you probably won't like it.
Take my advice: Put this thing down at once and rush to your local movie theater to marvel at my groundbreaking performance in Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Of course you may have my autograph:
Count Olaf
Product Information
General Fields
- :
- : HarperCollins Publishers
- : HarperCollins Publishers Ltd
- : 0.29
- : 19 November 2004
- : 179mm X 135mm X 21mm
- : United Kingdom
- : books
Special Fields
- : Lemony Snicket
- : Hardback
- : 813
- : 190
- : illustrations