Author(s): Jeremy Corbett

Parenting

Welcome to this guide to your New Human from me, Jeremy Corbett. I'll start with a disclaimer. It's not a guide. If you choose to follow some of the things that I have done, then it's on you, pal. That's like following someone into battle without checking if he's armed or even if he's on your side. This book is largely stories of my experiences, as a man, in the creation and maintenance of a New Human. She's an awesome one, too. And given that she is so awesome, I felt it only fair that I should share my wisdom with you, so that you too can have the best human possible. Of course my scheme is foolproof, because once you have your New Human you will most definitely think he or she is the most amazing creation ever. You will consider your investment in reading this book as time and money well spent. So whether you are a long-time parent, a new parent, a surprised parent, avoiding being a parent or even thinking about becoming a parent, I wish you all the best in your contribution to the continuation of the species.