The Heming Way: How to Unleash the Booze-inhaling, Animal-slaughtering, War-glorifying, Hairy-chested, Retro-sexual Legend within, Just Like Papa!
More than fifty years have passed since the death of Ernest Hemingway, history's ultimate man, and young males today - obsessed with Facebook, Twitter, and PlayStation - know nothing about his legendary brand of rugged, alcoholic masculinity. They cannot skin a fish, dominate a battlefield, or transform majestic creatures of the Southern Hemisphere into piano keyboards. "The Heming Way" demonstrates how modern eunuchs - brainwashed by PETA and Alcoholics Anonymous - can learn from Papa's unparalleled example: drunken, unshaven, meat-devouring, wife-divorcing, and gloriously self-destructive. Advice includes: how to kill enough animals to render a species endangered - just like Papa!; getting your friends to think drinking a daiquiri is manly...just by drinking one nine yourself; achieving sufficiently high testosterone levels to never have to worry about the chance of having a daughter instead of a son; and much more! Profane, insightful, hilarious and loaded with more than 150 photos, facts and insights about Papa, "The Heming Way" is a difficult path, and not for the weak, but truth is manlier than fiction.
MARTY BECKERMAN has written for "The New York Times," "Esquire" (where he served as an editor), "Playboy, Salon, Discover, Gawker, The Huffington Post, " and the "Daily Beast, " among others. He lives in New York.