Bloodsucking for Beginners
This is an essential guide for anybody at risk of becoming a vampire. With tongue firmly in cheek, this book tells you all you need to know about joining the undead.
Anne Rooney, children's and teens' author, does not eat meat in case the taste of blood becomes too appealing. When not writing books, she haunts the cemeteries and catacombs of Paris and Venice and raises non-vampiric daughters and chickens in Cambridge. She studied at a haunted college and her first car was a haunted van; the undead hold no fears for her.